Acquired Resource Squandering Endemic

If you’ve witnessed the fate of many successful brands (little fish) after they’ve been devoured by larger corporate entities (bigger fish), you’re aware that, regardless of what they eat, bigger fish excrete the same thing, all the time. Why the consistent waste?

Bigger fish suffer from Acquired Resource Squandering Endemic (ARSE), which predisposes them to the mistaken belief that eating smaller fish is necessarily prudent, advisable, and profitable. Here’s why:

  1. Fish are congenitally predisposed to presbyopia, even at very young ages.
  2. Fish also are colorblind. More specifically, they see only green.
  3. Fish have no curiosity. It never occurs to them to wonder how anything actually got to be green.

So, large, hungry fish gobble up smaller, revenue-generating fish, without knowing how those smaller fish produced so much green. Because big fish don’t wonder what worked for the little fish, they can’t perpetuate it. The smaller brands begin their sad unraveling, leaving the big fish cutting bodies and expenses and wondering why that fresh, green asset depreciated so quickly. What happens?

Follow the Bouncing Ball

Let’s say I’m mechanically ignorant (I am) and obscenely wealthy (I’m not). One day, I go the races and marvel at the pavement-scorching performance of a top-fuel dragster (I do). I can’t resist the urge to buy it, even though I don’t know my lug wrench from my super charger (I don’t).

I also don’t know this beast runs on a 90/10 mixture of nitromethane and alcohol. I fill the tank with recycled vegetable oil, leap into the cockpit, rev the engine, and dump the clutch in an attempt to pull a textbook hole shot. But my road rocket limps down the quarter mile at a halting, smoke-belching five miles an hour, leaving me stunned by its lack of performance.

“But it worked so well for those guys!” I exclaim before I haul the rail back onto its trailer and drive home trying to imagine how I’m going to recoup my investment in this underperforming asset (I’m not).

Be Careful What You Count

When Ben & Jerry’s was still privately held, I heard the founders interviewed on the radio. After viewing the company’s website and much of its collateral materials, the interviewer asked, “You’re a successful company with tremendous profits. But I don’t find financial information in any of your communications. They’re all full of your people. Why is that?”

One of the two replied, “We learned a long time ago: You become what you count.”

If you’re going to play big fish, understand the asset you’re about to acquire. How and why does it run so well? What are its people like? What is its cultural environment like? How does it interact with its customers? How does it treat its employees? What’s important to it? How will you manage its integration with your own organization? And most important: If you’re acquiring another company because of its innovations, how will you sustain the innovation that made it attractive to you in the first place?

The Bottom Line

Every brand has a personality. That personality is the aggregate of the individual personalities that inform it. And it’s conveyed, celebrated, and perpetuated by what it counts.

If you don’t know those things going in, you’re likely to come down with a bad case of ARSE.

2 replies
  1. Frank Zaccari
    Frank Zaccari says:

    Excellent job Mark. I was part of the one of the worst acquisitions ever (AT&T acquired NCR). Cultures did not match at all. NCR was very profitable, AT&T computer operations couldn’t find their desk. The merged company became AT&T. Under this leadership it lost $1M a day from 8 to noon. Went to lunch and just to prove it wasn’t a fluke, they lost another $1M from 1:00 to 5:00. This went on for a few years until AT&T spun NCR back out. I learned a great deal about what not to do from this experience.

    When I was running organizations, I had success merging two companies and spinning out 2 others. The key points – did the cultures match, what commonality was in place, how where decisions made, autocratic (shut up and do what I say) or more collaborative (let’s see if and why this makes sense, identify landmines early and determine if they were show stoppers). The vast majorities of mergers are cataclysmic failures. Why? Harvard Business Review report, the failure rate for mergers and acquisitions (M&A) sits between 70 percent and 90 percent. The reasons for such a high rate of failure include: Inadequate Due Diligence—Once a deal gets started, the expectations for a quick execution are high. Aug 21, 2019. In other words people get so caught up in the allure of the merger (the event) they don’t see or chose to ignore the red flags. The event gets a life of its own, and no one can or is willing to stop the momentum. The best people, who are the very reason to merge, often leave. Us verse them takes over as the mediocre people who are left via for power


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